Xpat Alien has searched far and wide, through many galaxies, to find a new place to rest our travel weary heads. Earth fits the bill and we have decided to stay.

We bring with us the Crop Circle Cantina, complete with 80’ of circular shade, phenomenal DJs spinning epic tunes, a bar top with stripper poles for dancing shenanigans, six 3-butt benches to relax on, Colorado brewed craft beer and root beer on tap, and glasses full of ice filled with our own Alien Punch.


Bid Now or Forever Lose Your Spot

The bidding is on for our Docking Station Auction. Having your own seat and nameplate at the bar comes with infinite possibilities, boundless snark value, and great responsibility*. Click here for more info.